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Highest Crime Rates: 2,392ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,831stMost Avoided: 4,610th
The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Let it go
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Chief Revenant
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Zombie Elsa

Population9.971 billion

CapitalArendelle
LeaderZombie Elsa
Faithfollowers of Zombie Elsa

CurrencyZombuck
AnimalZombie

The Republic of Zombie Elsa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zombie Elsa with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.971 billion Zombies are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arendelle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse Zombie economy, worth 730 trillion Zombucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 73,297 Zombucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,038 per year while the poor average 15,721, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, Zombie Elsa dines while Arendelle burns, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and populations of two-headed Zombies have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zombie Elsa's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is followers of Zombie Elsa.

Zombie Elsa is ranked 287,949th in the world and 16th in Fjord for Safest, scoring 4.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,392ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,831stMost Avoided: 4,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,807thFattest Citizens: 6,147thLargest Retail Industry: 10,994thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,627thTop
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Most Armed: 16,755thMost Stationary: 19,038thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,920thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,400thMost Influential: 23,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,228thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,257th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, populations of two-headed Zombies have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, the Top 5% for Most Avoided, and the Top 10% for Most Influential, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, Zombie Elsa dines while Arendelle burns.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Zombie Elsa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Elsa, you can't spell society without CIS.

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